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One day, there was a mustang, a goat, a barracuda, an impala, a wildcat, a lark, a cougar, a ram, a cobra and a roadrunner who challenger-ed each other to a road race. They called the race a grand prix and started in malibu on the way to silverado. They went through the ford in the river and charger-ed down the road in a fury. As they were detouring around an angry tor(o)nado spout they were spotted by Wile E. Coyote who had not eaten anything in a century, and he was hungry. Wile E. called up one of his buddies at ACME Corp. and they sent over their newest toy, a rocket88. Wile E. strapped the rocket on his back and lit the burner. This time Ol' Wile E. read the manual first and proceeded to catch them all, one by one, and eat them. All except the mustang. She escaped and went into hiding in a small town in Idaho. Some locals say that at certain times of the year, the mustang can still be seen standing at the corner as if she were waiting for her friends to come by and re-start the race . . .